Only Fools And Horses jokes: 3. Dan Sullivan. Dodgy Del Boy and plonker Rodney flogged fake Rolexes and counterfeit jewellery - but when it came to one- liners, the Trotters dealt in nothing but gold ? The old Earl of Peckham had a castle where the Kwik- Fit exhaust centre now stands. Flaxen- haired maidens used to dance round the village maypole of an evening. And then one fateful medieval day, the Trotter clan arrived in a stolen Zephyr. Before you knew it, the flaxen- haired maiden was up the spout, the old Earl had been sold some hooky armour and someone nicked the maypole. BOYCIE2 As Macbeth said to Hamlet in A Midsummer Night.
He made some wonderful stuff, that Ming. Pity he had to go and die when he did.
DEL4 One day they might make a musical about the Trotter family. Then, as a sequel, they could do Schindler. RODNEY5 They're yuppies. DEL6 God knows how you.
When they see you coming you must look like a mugger. RODNEY to DELDodgy geezer: But Del Boy had some classic gags. Whatever the subject is, Mum had something to say about it on her deathbed.
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RODNEY8 Asking a Trotter if he knows anything about chandeliers is like asking Mr Kipling if he knows anything about cakes. If you rearrange the letters, you. RODNEY1. 1 Dear old grandad, bless him. He was about as useful as a pair of sunglasses on a bloke with one ear. DEL1. 2 What about the time he was in the Navy, eh?
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Every single ship he ever sailed on either got torpedoed or dive- bombed.. RODNEY on ALBERT1. I don't know what you.
TRIGGERDeadpan: Trigger delivered his share of one- liners too. Do you remember your cousin Audrey? I went to stay with her and her husband Kevin for a year.
One day he sent me down to Sainsbury. When I got back, they. My earliest childhood recollection is of you standing in front of a mirror. Up until I was four, I thought you was twins. RODNEY to DEL1. 6 Del: The French have a word for people like me. Rodney: Yeah, the English have a couple of good . TRIGGER on his dad.
It's a well- known fact that 9. DEL1. 9 What's the name of that bloke who invented the Dyson vacuum cleaner? TRIGGER2. 0 Give my love to Marlene.. Everyone else used to.
SLATER to BOYCIEJoke: Boycie was on the receiving end more often than not. Look at Grandad. His brain went years ago, now his legs have gone. DEL2. 2 Would any self- respecting axe murderer pop upstairs for 4. Every morning she says she. DENZIL2. 4 Come on Rodney, I.
DEL2. 5 He who dares wins. If there is such a thing as reincarnation, knowing my luck, I. RODNEYUnlucky: But Rodney settled down with Cassandra. You've had more dogs than Crufts. The other day, Grandad took your suit to the cleaners.
They found a muzzle in the pocket. DEL to RODNEY2. 8 You can?
Look at that time they planted six gas cookers in my bedroom. DEL3. 0 Del: We had Denzil in goal, we had Monkey- Harris left back, we had.. Trigger: Was that the Italian boy? The Wit And Wisdom Of Only Fools And Horses, published by Splendid Books, is available now, priced at.
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